Ruthie Finkelstein is not getting along with her husband, Moishe, and they have not had sex for a long time.
One day, while she is shopping in the supermarket, Ruthie begins to feel very horny. When she has paid, a good-looking high school boy offers to carry her groceries to her car.
Ruthie gladly accepts, and as they are walking across the parking lot, she sidles up to him and whispers sexily in his ear, “I have an itchy pussy!”
“Well, Ma’am,” replies the boy, “you will have to point it out. All those Japanese cars look alike to me!”