A woman is standing naked

A woman is standing naked in the bathroom in front of the mirror, touching and fondling her breasts.

Her husband walks in and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"  

His wife replies, "I've just been to the doctor and he told me that I had the breasts of a 20 year old."

"Humph," grunted her husband, "What did he say about your fifty year old ass?"

"To tell you the truth, dear, he didn't even ask about you."

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