A young boy came before the court
A young boy came before the court, charged with stealing a girl's bicycle.
"I did not steal it, sir," he told the magistrate, "She gave it to me. She was riding me home on the handlebars, and she stopped in the woods; she took off her blue jeans and her panties and said I could have anything she had.
Well sir, the panties were girls' things and the blue jeans would not fit me -- so I took the bicycle."