Bush and Cheney

 

George Bush and Dick Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them...' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honoru! What are  you guys doing in here?' Bush says, 'We're planning WW III...' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' Bush says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.' The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'  Bush turns to Cheney and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.

George Bush and Dick Cheney are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting overthere?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them...'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honour! What are you guys doing in here?'

Bush says, 'We're planning WW III...

'The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Bush says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?' 

Bush turns to Cheney and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.

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