When Sharon found out Sparkey, her dog, could hardly hear she took it to the veterinarian.
He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in its ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her if she's going to use this under her arms don't use deodorant for a few days.
The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either and if you must know I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week.”