Redneck baby delivery

Deep in the backwoods of Louisiana, a redneck's wife went into labour in the middle of the night. The doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing. Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there," said the doctor, "don't be in such a hurry to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down, there's another one" said the doctor. Within minutes he had delivered a third baby.

"Don't put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"

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