Two old men on the town
Two old men decide they are close to their last days on earth and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at a place where women of the night charge for their services.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
The two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?" says the other one, "Why would you think that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her up."
His friend says, "I think my one was a witch."
"A WITCH!!!? Why in the heck would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window."