First blow job
A guy comes into a pub and walks up to the bar. The bartender asks "What'll it be sir?" The guy replies "I'll have three champagnes please."
The bartender serves him three champagnes, and watches as the thirsty customer gulps them down one by one.
"I have to ask" says the barkeep. "What are you celebrating?"
"Oh", mumbles the customer, nervously, "It's my first blow job".
"Wow, lucky you" exclaims the bartender. "Have another champagne on me" he says as he fills another glass on the counter.
"Don't bother" says the customer, "If three glasses don't take away the taste I don't think a fourth will help"